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The three different kinds of exam takers.
and in the moment, i swear we were all harry.
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This is what I propose if NBC decides to cancel Hannibal (pray that they don’t tho)
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why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
I tried to keep scrolling. I really did…
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I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
Human Feelings as Drugs
Okay but they did that in Doctor Who and everybody became utter junkies and it practically destroyed the civilisation.
Woah you read my mind, it all cirlces back to doctor who in the end doesn’t it?
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I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THEY HAD THE WEINER DOG RACES DOWN IN BUDA TEXAS AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A THEME AN THIS YEAR IT WAS LES WIENERABLES
(Source: martinfreeman, via stepharazi)
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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